Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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