Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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