I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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