I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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