Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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