God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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