just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
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