I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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