yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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