he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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