if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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