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Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
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