On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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