how can u be prego again
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
