bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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