I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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