I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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