Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
You're a waste of cheezeits
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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