well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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