Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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