I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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