so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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