I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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