that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
