Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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