Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
