Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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