Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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