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(847): View more from Illinois

just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom

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(330): View more from Ohio

I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night

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(812): View more from Indiana

just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"

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(334): View more from Alabama

Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"

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(905): View more from Toronto

Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.

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(404): View more from Georgia

Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.

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(712): View more from Iowa

He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".

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(801): View more from Utah

He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.

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