I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Randomize
