Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
i've created a new STD.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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