i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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