If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
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