dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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