smell my finger.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
there is glitter all over my balls
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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