and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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