She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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