Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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