I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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