did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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