the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
i believe in u and ur pee
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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