the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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