she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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