So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
My breasts were aching with rage.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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