You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
is that a dick in a sweater?
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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