Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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