Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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