It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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