Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
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