its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
