I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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