just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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