Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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