I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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