dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
we're so committed to being not committed
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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