is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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